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Sewing puns in 2025

He just can’t stop making jokes on denim, seems like it’s in his jeans.

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Me: What a serger of puns.

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Two sewing machines were walking down the road. As they pass by each other one says to the other “Hey are you that Singer?” The other replies “Janome?”.

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Dear Lord, please let me come home before my online orders of fabric arrives. Or at least before my husband.

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A porcupine’s favorite hobby is quilting.

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Stop procrasti-knit-ting: leaving all the work and start knitting.

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You should stop those sewing jokes. You are running out of good material

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How did you know my wife just started sewing? She never finishes her quilting projects.

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I’m not easily distracted, I… wait is that fabric you have laying over there?

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I have been telling so many sewing jokes lately that I am out of material.

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When I sat to stitch, I found out that the stitching matching was broken. It was my last stitch effort.

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“I’m only hugging you to see if that fabric is wool or polyester.”

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What did the tailor think of her new job? It was sew sew!

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Of course I talk to myself when I sew. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Eat, knit, laugh, repeat.

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I needle the help I can get for this sewing project.

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That man next door with such clothes always seamed sew-spicious to me.

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Betsy: You set the Barre so high. I have to.

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