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Sewing puns in 2025

May your bobbin always be full

Nothing hunts us like the fabric we didn’t buy

If you want to know about string

My wife broke her sewing machine. Now she seams a little off.

I was so unlucky that everything I touched dyed, so I started working in the textile industry.

Betsy: I guess I won’t be able to selvage this one

Today i made a mistake while sewing. Oops, wrong thread.

I’m only hugging you to see if that fabric is wool or polyester.

A porcupine felt cold at night so he covered himself in a quill-t.

Last night’s kitty party was totally knit.

I’m trying to think of a sewing pun but I’m really struggling. I needle the help I can get.

How did you know the thief was a seamstress? She seemed to be following a pattern.

Look there they are all my scissors. Still sharp and neatly ordered. Said no seamstress ever.

A tailor did his bachelor’s degree in law, and now that he has become a lawyer, he is sewing people.

A doctor hurt himself and insisted on stitching himself. The other doctor said “Suture self”.

“Why couldn’t Santa convince the quilter to come to visit? he didn’t have enough backing.”

Sew glad we’re friends

Sewing is cheaper than Therapy

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