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Sewing puns in 2025

My wife’s sewing machine isn’t working properly. Not sure what’s wrong with it though, it just seams a little off.

Sewing doesn’t solve all the problems in the world. Sometimes you need to quilt as well.

Christmas trees are the worst at sewing. They always drop their needles.

A tailor once saw a seamstress travel via stitch-hiking.

“Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? Because they drop all their needles”

As you sew so shall you rip.

Let me sew and no one gets hurt

Knitting is cheaper than therapy

I had a joke about a needle in the haystack written somewhere, but I can’t find it.

The IT Giants are researching cotton and velvet. It looks like they are preparing to get into the soft-wear industry.

Me: Yay, sewing pins! Chalk it up to the winner of puns girl

Why do Christmas trees suck at sewing? They’re always dropping their needles!

I’m not a hoarder, I just need a bigger craft room.

A quilt injured itself during a football match and now its life hangs by a thread.

A sewing machine is trustworthy only if it seams legit.

Sew you are asking for help? Maybe try a cross-posting to other sub-thread-its.

If your block isn’t working right, just try turning it around. Maybe it will work left.

I’ve got scraps. They’re multiplying.

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