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Shark puns in 2025

what’s a shark’s fav bible story ? Noah’s shark.

Dont trust sharks__they will spill your sea-crets .

Whats a sharks favourite movie ? the shaw-shark redemption.

No-fin compares to you.

what do you call a dapoer shark ? So- fish-dicated

If you can be fin-tastic , always be fin-tastic.

what do yuppie sharks like to drink ? jaw-va.

You’re skating on fin ice.

what did the shark get when he traveled to arctic ocean ? frostbite.

i would do any-fin for you.

Come to the shark side.

What happened when shark got famous ? He bacme a starfish

i got No-fin to do.

whats shark fav meal ? Fish and ships

how does a shark express diaappointment ? Jaw,man!

what happened to shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ? it got
lockjaw.

I fink we should stop.

what did the shark plead in court ? Gill-ty

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