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Shark puns in 2025

I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in city centre i think it must
be a busking shark.

That was a snappy comeback.

what’s shark’s favourite song ? Don’t stop Be-reef-ing.

Her voice was so soo-fin

what did thr shark say when he bit the fishing line ? I am hooked.

who give sharks present on christmas? Santa Jaws !

there’s some-fin that i like about you.

Is that a fish or some-fin else ?

Gangster shark to man .. shark my words,you’re dead man.

there’s no-fin else i can do.

There’s just some-fin about you ..

well,there is no need to get snappy

why are sharks hard to trust ? they tell great white lies.

every-fin is possible.

you are so fluent in Shark-asm.

what’s a shark favourite substance ? Reefer.

No-fin can do it better than you.

No-fin is better than swimming with dolphins

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