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Sheep puns in 2025

my sheep’s favourite singer is Britney Shears.

You herd it here first.

Is the glass hoof full or hoof empty?

Go down with the sheep

A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!

I will always love ewe.

Sheep and nasty

Manure making some awful puns today.

They always make illegal ewe turns!

The point is wool-taken

What cars do sheep like to drive? Lamborghinis.

Baby don’t herd me.

I overherd them speaking about …

Cross a sheep with a kangaroo and get a woolly jumper

Where does a sheep go as a place of worship? A sheeple.

Life is sheep

Cud you stop it please?

How would you describe an old sheep? Pasture prime.

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