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Sheep puns in 2025

my sheep’s favourite singer is Britney Shears.

Go down with the sheep

You herd it here first.

Is the glass hoof full or hoof empty?

All’s wool that end’s wool.

Are you a merin-or a pilot or something?

Where do sheep go to watch funny videos? Ewe Tube.

Abandon sheep!

Stop me if you’ve herd this one

Dancing sheep – lambada

Where do sheep like to go on vacation? To the Baaaaaa-hamas.

My sheep gets into a relationsheep.

Hoofeels hungry right now?

I’ll always be there for ewe.

Is it a merin-or freshwater fish?

What do you call a lamb that does karate? Lamp-chop.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate baa.

You herd my feelings

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