Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Sheep puns in 2025

my sheep’s favourite singer is Britney Shears.

Go down with the sheep

You herd it here first.

Is the glass hoof full or hoof empty?

Ewe are one in a million!

I pasture stall at the fair today but you weren’t there.

​Queen’s Regiment – Ewemen of the Guard

There wool be hell to pay!

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!

I will always love ewe.

Sheep and nasty

Manure making some awful puns today.

They always make illegal ewe turns!

The point is wool-taken

What cars do sheep like to drive? Lamborghinis.

Baby don’t herd me.

I overherd them speaking about …

Follow us on Facebook