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Sheep puns in 2025

my sheep’s favourite singer is Britney Shears.

Go down with the sheep

You herd it here first.

Is the glass hoof full or hoof empty?

That was a sheep shot!

Accidents wool happen

Shear force of will.

All sheeps and sizes.

Good for ewe.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.

That sheep has sailed

Hay, what’s up?

​WTF – what the flock

Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart

Every dog wool have its day

No ewes crying over spilled milk

The sheep of things to come.

Oh shear up, darling. Everything will be all right.

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