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Sheep puns in 2024

Is it a merin-or freshwater fish?

What do you call a lamb that does karate? Lamp-chop.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate baa.

You herd my feelings

Computer sheep – ram

What swimming stroke do sheep enjoy doing? The baaaackstroke.

Against my wool

My other/better hoof

Wouldn’t ewe know it.

Can I buy ewe a drink?

What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide.

What do you call a dancing sheep? A baa-lerina.

Wouldn’t herd a flea

Wild and woolly – baabarian

That was a sheep shot!

Accidents wool happen

Shear force of will.

All sheeps and sizes.

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