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Sheep puns in 2025

Ram the point home.

Put behind baas

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns

Wool you be my valentine?

The sheep of things to come

It’s just pasture house on the left.

Flockdown – stay at home sheep

Where do sheep get a haircut? The baa-baa shop.

Whatever wool be, wool be.

What’s a sheep’s favourite magical creature? A ewe-nicorn.

Shear up, darling. Everything will be alright.

Hoof you spoken to so far?

What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A lambo.

Ewe are one in a million!

I pasture stall at the fair today but you weren’t there.

​Queen’s Regiment – Ewemen of the Guard

There wool be hell to pay!

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

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