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Shrimp puns in 2025

Why did ying put shrimps in his pizza?
– Because it was crustasian!<

Why was the young shrimp not popular in Japanese cuisine?
– Because of its short tempura.

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
– Because he was a little shellfish!

A baby prawn was lost at sea for weeks, thankfully they flounder last week.

Shrimps who surf the net for hours are prawn to internet addiction.

Timmy the shrimp crossed the ocean to get to the other tide.

It’s shrimp-erative.

What do Red Lobster shrimp and a car dealership have in common?
– They’ve both been detailed

What did one shrimp say to the other when they wouldn’t share food?
– Don’t be shellfish

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
– Because he was a little shellfish.

What does Sean Connery call a shrimp that won’t share?.
– Shellfish.

The shrimp was able to easily recover after his surgery
– because his injury was tempurary.

The lobster complimented the shrimp so much that she felt shrimpelled to turn pink.

Nothing is shrimp-ossible.

A lobster and a shrimp opened a highly expensive pufferfish shop.
– I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.

Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn’s cocktail party?
– He pulled a mussel.

How can you tell the future with a shrimp?
– Devein it.

You’re so res-prawn-sible.

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