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Shrimp puns in 2025

The mother shrimp was worried that her presents wouldn’t be shrimperfect for her children.

You’ll be prawn to hunger if you don’t eat now.

I really like shrimp-fried rice.
– It’s amazing how they can hold that big skillet in their tiny little claws.

I’ll never be friends with a crawfish or a shrimp
They’re just two shellfish

You’re shrimp-ortant to me.

A funny shrimp’s favorite movie is Codzilla.

You can’t be shrimpartial when dividing your seafood.

The greedy shrimp was a little shellfish.

Wear your prawn-cho. It’s raining.

An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, “G’day cobber! Let’s start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!”…..
….he was an Austr-alien

How many shrimp does it take to make a famous actress?
– Cameron Diez.

I started a shrimp-orting business.

If you want good secondhand shellfish, you should go to the prawn broker.

The lobster and the shrimp were taking part in a food competition and the shrimp lost. “Let it go”, mocked the lobster. “You have no swave here”, replied the shrimp.

The lobster was finally able to buy a house
– because he pawned all of his belongings.

I’m going to shrimp-lement that into my day.

Why won’t the shrimp sell his treasures to the fishes?
– Because he is shellfish

So you’re tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?!

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