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Shrimp puns in 2025

The greedy shrimp was a little shellfish.

Wear your prawn-cho. It’s raining.

An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, “G’day cobber! Let’s start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!”…..
….he was an Austr-alien

How many shrimp does it take to make a famous actress?
– Cameron Diez.

I started a shrimp-orting business.

If you want good secondhand shellfish, you should go to the prawn broker.

The lobster and the shrimp were taking part in a food competition and the shrimp lost. “Let it go”, mocked the lobster. “You have no swave here”, replied the shrimp.

The lobster was finally able to buy a house
– because he pawned all of his belongings.

I’m going to shrimp-lement that into my day.

Why won’t the shrimp sell his treasures to the fishes?
– Because he is shellfish

So you’re tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?!

That was over-krill.

Once u-prawn a time.

The little shrimp girl tried to make it into the Japanese film industry for a long time. Unfortunately, she never got very far due to her short tempura.

The prawn couldn’t find a good surfboard anywhere, so he had to get it shrimported.

Be shrimp-artial.

What do you call a shrimp assasin?
– Krill Bill

What did the suicidal shrimp say?
– Krill me

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