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Shrimp puns in 2025

Did you hear about the egoistical shrimp with a lisp?
– He wash very shellfish.

That’s shrimp-ractical.

The prawn was scared of telling his sister about his problems
– because he had a fear of intima-sea.

A shrimp professor was teaching his last class of the semester. “I hate to shrimpart like this”, he said.

Shrimp-lify it.

Why did the Australian fisherman get kicked out of the toy store.
Why did the Australian fisherman get kicked out of the toy store.
– Because he was throwing shrimp on the barbie.

Why did ying put shrimps in his pizza?
– Because it was crustasian!<

Why was the young shrimp not popular in Japanese cuisine?
– Because of its short tempura.

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
– Because he was a little shellfish!

A baby prawn was lost at sea for weeks, thankfully they flounder last week.

Shrimps who surf the net for hours are prawn to internet addiction.

Timmy the shrimp crossed the ocean to get to the other tide.

It’s shrimp-erative.

What do Red Lobster shrimp and a car dealership have in common?
– They’ve both been detailed

What did one shrimp say to the other when they wouldn’t share food?
– Don’t be shellfish

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
– Because he was a little shellfish.

What does Sean Connery call a shrimp that won’t share?.
– Shellfish.

The shrimp was able to easily recover after his surgery
– because his injury was tempurary.

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