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Shrimp puns in 2025

Shellfish presidents get shrimpeached.

It’s a shrimp-lant.

Why did the fish break up with his shrimp gf?
– He just thought she was a little shellfish.

How come shrimp on Broadway don’t share?
– They are show shellfish.

You’re shrimp-ly the best.

We’re making an shrimp-act.

Shrimps never make good pirates
– because they’re shellfish with their findings.

Prawns that are shellfish don’t let anyone stay in their shrimpartment.

I’ll prawn-der on it.

I have a great joke about shrimp that I won’t tell you….
– because I’m shellfish.

What do you call a bed of Japanese fried shrimp and vegetables?
– tempura-pedic

That’s not a shrimp. It’s a shrimp-oster.

The prawn always loses at chess
– because of his low rank.

The shrimp family always hosts a large gathering at the beach, so they’re in charge of tideying the sand.

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
– Because he was a little shellfish.

What are you shrimp-lying?

I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor….
– I have shellfish steamed issues.

Why has there been a dramatic decrease in the shrimp population?
– There are too many Shellfish Fishermen!

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