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Shrimp puns in 2025

Prawns that are shellfish don’t let anyone stay in their shrimpartment.

I’ll prawn-der on it.

I have a great joke about shrimp that I won’t tell you….
– because I’m shellfish.

What do you call a bed of Japanese fried shrimp and vegetables?
– tempura-pedic

That’s not a shrimp. It’s a shrimp-oster.

The prawn always loses at chess
– because of his low rank.

The shrimp family always hosts a large gathering at the beach, so they’re in charge of tideying the sand.

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
– Because he was a little shellfish.

What are you shrimp-lying?

I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor….
– I have shellfish steamed issues.

Why has there been a dramatic decrease in the shrimp population?
– There are too many Shellfish Fishermen!

Shrimp won’t share because they’re shellfish.

The shrimp doctor was used to handling a lot of patients. When patients got worried about his diagnosis, he just showed them his pacifications.

Shrimps that have to travel to other oceans generally whale a carp.

It was shrimp-ulsive.

You want the names of the tiny shrimp secret agents?
– Sure, I could tell you…but then I’d have to krill you.

What do you call a shrimp that keeps getting hurt?
– Accident prawn

I got it from the prawn shop.

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