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Shrimp puns in 2025

Are you trying to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?!?

So you mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?

What did the fish say about the snake disguised as a shrimp?.
– He’s playing the long prawn!

All the fishes gathered around to watch the neighborhood clam bake.

I’m so shrimpatient to get a taste of the shrimp on the barbie.

Be careful. It might shrimp-lode.

Why do artists only eat Shrimp?
– Because they always come de-tailed!

There’s no excuse for battered shrimp

Keep it shrimp-le.

That was shrimp-ressive.

The prawn and noodles got into a heated argument over a burner stove. The prawn told the noodles that if he didn’t get the stove, he would wok away.

A father was trying to convince his shrimp son to try out for the shrimp olympics. “Nothing is shrimpossible if you put your best antennae forward”.

Prawn to be wild.

I just found out there’s no popcorn in popcorn shrimp
– I guess there’s no need to try pot roast.

Steak and Shrimp
Late at night is a terrible time to show succulent steak and shrimp advertisements, especially when you are on a diet. As one came on the TV, I swiftly turned it off.
“What are you doing?!” My wife asked.
“We shouldn’t watch that. It’s prawn-ography.”

I’m always looking to shrimp-rove.

A couple of prawn friends were learning how to swim at summer camp, when Tony, the prawn raced ahead of everyone else. “Are you krilling me?” blurted his friend Bob.

A teacher was telling his students about the importance of safety. “It is extremely shrimportant that you always check both sides of the road before crossing the street”.

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