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Shrimp puns in 2025

The prawn was scared of telling his sister about his problems
– because he had a fear of intima-sea.

A shrimp professor was teaching his last class of the semester. “I hate to shrimpart like this”, he said.

Shrimp-lify it.

Why did the Australian fisherman get kicked out of the toy store.
Why did the Australian fisherman get kicked out of the toy store.
– Because he was throwing shrimp on the barbie.

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