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Shrimp puns in 2025

A couple of prawn friends were learning how to swim at summer camp, when Tony, the prawn raced ahead of everyone else. “Are you krilling me?” blurted his friend Bob.

A teacher was telling his students about the importance of safety. “It is extremely shrimportant that you always check both sides of the road before crossing the street”.

What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
– Dont wok away from me!

Shellfish presidents get shrimp-eached.

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