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Skeleton puns in 2024

The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.

What do you call a skeleton’s favorite singer?
-Pelvis Presley.

Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china

How did I know where you would go next?
-Oh I felt it in my bones!

Bone to be wild.

You have good social skulls

This was a delicious spineapple

My brother rides a motercycle now! he’s bad to the BONE.

I’ve always been a fan of Humerus costumes.

Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
– They’re lumbarjacks!

Why did the skeleton start a fight?
-He had a bone to pick.

Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy
-when they use their funny bone.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
-Bone-Appetit!

Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
-He marrowly escaped.

What a nice skullpture

Do you have a travel femur?

Did ya hear the one about the baby skeleton?
-He liked to rattle his bones.

Dressed as a skeleton because I don’t need no body to be happy!

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