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Skeleton puns in 2024

We are knee-deep in this

A dog stole a skeleton’s left leg and left arm the other day.
-but it’s cool he’s ALL RIGHT now!

Okay, maybe I dressed up as a clichéd skeleton, but punny captions are where I jaw the line.

You have bone it!

There are two skeleton teachers at school.
-One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.

How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
-In the carpal lane.

The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love.

These two are skelecopter parents

My brother always works himself down to the bone!

Having a real Halloween Bone-anza this year!

We have joint forces with them

What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
-a fibula

I really do think my skeelton costume will knuckle your socks off.

Let’s ride a bony

The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone
-he preferred his cell bone

Where do you learn about bones?
-Osteoclasst.

The skeleton dropped out of medical school because he just didn’t have the stomach for it.

This person is marrow-minded

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