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Skeleton puns in 2025

Why did the skeleton want a friend?
-Because she was feeling bonely

Bone away by how much fun I’m having.

Tell me the tooth

What did the skeleton doctor say when his patient had a temperature of 101.7 degrees?
-I’m afraid you’re running a femur.

Dressing up as a skeleton was definitely a phlang-enius idea.

Today I stayed home abone

The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it. Read more

Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
-Anywhere, as long as it’s a hip joint.

We will think about it tomarrow

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
-Shin-gles!

I’m a bone-afide Halloween professional.

Knuckle on my doo -bone

What did the skeleton say after running a marathon?
-I’m bone tired

Skele-Tinder date.

James Boned or a special boned with someone

When does a skeleton laugh?
-When someone tickles his funny bone!

What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
-Bone appetit!

Are you spine on me?

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