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Skeleton puns in 2024

What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
-Jump out of your skin and join him!

When cabin fever becomes cabin femur.

I ulna want to be with you.

What do skeleton waiters say when handing people their food?
-bone appetit

Did we both dress up as skeletons?
-You’ve got Tibia kidding!

These jokes are really humerus

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
-They don’t have the guts

Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
-They don’t have a leg to stand on.

Here is a spine for you

Everytime I hear a skeleton joke I feel it in my bones

Spending time home a-bone this year.

It’s going tibia okay.

What’s a skeletons favorite activity?
-Boning.

Joint costumes can be a skele-ton of fun.

He is nowhere tibia found

What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
-Nothing, it goes right through them.

Why do skeletons never move?
-Because they have too much Skelatonin.

The life-spine of these creatures is rather long

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