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Skeleton puns in 2024

The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love

“Some people have no guts.”

The skeleton loved to binge-watch his favorite shows on the skelevision.

This performance is jaw-dropping

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
-I’m bone to be wild!

Bone-jour, mes amis.

We are knee-deep in this

A dog stole a skeleton’s left leg and left arm the other day.
-but it’s cool he’s ALL RIGHT now!

Okay, maybe I dressed up as a clichéd skeleton, but punny captions are where I jaw the line.

You have bone it!

There are two skeleton teachers at school.
-One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.

How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
-In the carpal lane.

The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love.

These two are skelecopter parents

My brother always works himself down to the bone!

Having a real Halloween Bone-anza this year!

We have joint forces with them

What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
-a fibula

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