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Skeleton puns in 2025

What’s a skeletons favorite activity?
-Boning.

Joint costumes can be a skele-ton of fun.

He is nowhere tibia found

What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
-Nothing, it goes right through them.

Why do skeletons never move?
-Because they have too much Skelatonin.

The life-spine of these creatures is rather long

Skulls are always single because they have no body

I guess you can just say that I’m a natural bone leader.

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