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Ski puns in 2024

If you want to get a good taste of powder, first you have to eat some.

It’s a jet ski that takes me into another world.

The ski slope was so steep there was no snowing down!

It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport.

Roads?
– Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

I’d rather be skiing.

Make it schnappy

I’m never board, because I always ski.

This girl likes black diamonds.

It is not the mountain we must conquer, but ourselves.

I would never want to be on a jet ski with you.

Instead of going down with everyone else, she just sloped off somewhere.

I did want to go out and see what the snow was like after the fall last night but I was so hungry. I just wanted to avalanche first.

Out on the slopes in the morning, it’s frost come, frost served.

Getting my ski on.

Skis are not just pieces of fiberglass. They’re a way to escape.

If you want adventure, do it on a Jet Ski

Why do I feel so good when my life and all my friends are going downhill?

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