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Ski puns in 2024

Life is a fast-moving river…take the ride. #JetSkiLife

When you are as fast and as experienced a skier as me, the snow conditions can really make a difference. I always say with great powder comes great responsibility.

My local ski slopes are looking for winterns to make tea.

Skis and a slope: life’s two necessities.

You lost me at, “I don’t ski.”

How do I feel? Jet Skiing makes me feel free and alive! It’s empowering!

I am getting snow board of mountains, please may we stop skiing.

Why go to the beach?
– I’d rather be by the ski-side.

A snowboarder flew off a jump and go stuck in the scenery. He was trying a Frontside tree.

There’s no problem too big that a ski day can’t solve.

Why should I walk when I have two healthy skis?

My friend had his birthday out on the slopes during our skiing holiday, so we all sang ‘Freeze a jolly good fellow!’

Straight out of Berger’s ‘Ways of Skiing’.

The snow must go on.

I dream of powder days.

Jet skiing is all fun and no worry at all. Try it and see for yourself.

I always feel very flakey when it starts snowing, I end up cancelling my plans.

I’d like to ski across the whole white world.

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