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Ski puns in 2025

I’ll be dead soon.

No matter what happens when skiing, the snow must go on.

Okay, so there’s a beginners slope here, there’s intermediate there, there and there, and snow on and snow forth.

Ski hair, don’t care.

If you want to get a good taste of powder, first you have to eat some.

It’s a jet ski that takes me into another world.

Make it schnappy

The ski slope was so steep there was no snowing down!

It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport.

Roads?
– Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

I’d rather be skiing.

Instead of going down with everyone else, she just sloped off somewhere.

I’m never board, because I always ski.

This girl likes black diamonds.

It is not the mountain we must conquer, but ourselves.

I would never want to be on a jet ski with you.

I did want to go out and see what the snow was like after the fall last night but I was so hungry. I just wanted to avalanche first.

Out on the slopes in the morning, it’s frost come, frost served.

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