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Ski puns in 2025

I’m here for the apres ski.

My drug of choice is white powder.

If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…

I really Apres-skiate a nice relaxing drink after a long day out on the slopes.

We want better snow! Powder to the people!

When my life and things got complicated, I go skiing.

Ski days are the best days.

A day without skiing probably wouldn’t kill me, but why risk it?

Alpine for the slopes once I am back home.

I have to take care of my mental well-skiing.

I think we have peaked.

There is no such thing as too much snow.

Kick some wax!

Ski ya later

After a long day out skiing, I want to go to a snowball so I can dance like snowbody’s watching.

Frost impressions matter out on the slopes!

Skiing is the next best thing to having wings.

Education is important,
– but skiing is importanter.

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