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Ski puns in 2024

A snowboarder flew off a jump and go stuck in the scenery. He was trying a Frontside tree.

There’s no problem too big that a ski day can’t solve.

Why should I walk when I have two healthy skis?

My friend had his birthday out on the slopes during our skiing holiday, so we all sang ‘Freeze a jolly good fellow!’

Straight out of Berger’s ‘Ways of Skiing’.

The snow must go on.

I dream of powder days.

Jet skiing is all fun and no worry at all. Try it and see for yourself.

I always feel very flakey when it starts snowing, I end up cancelling my plans.

I’d like to ski across the whole white world.

I’m here for the apres ski.

My drug of choice is white powder.

If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…

I really Apres-skiate a nice relaxing drink after a long day out on the slopes.

We want better snow! Powder to the people!

When my life and things got complicated, I go skiing.

Ski days are the best days.

A day without skiing probably wouldn’t kill me, but why risk it?

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