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Ski puns in 2025

Make it schnappy

The ski slope was so steep there was no snowing down!

It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport.

Roads?
– Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

I’d rather be skiing.

Instead of going down with everyone else, she just sloped off somewhere.

I’m never board, because I always ski.

This girl likes black diamonds.

It is not the mountain we must conquer, but ourselves.

I would never want to be on a jet ski with you.

I did want to go out and see what the snow was like after the fall last night but I was so hungry. I just wanted to avalanche first.

Out on the slopes in the morning, it’s frost come, frost served.

Getting my ski on.

Skis are not just pieces of fiberglass. They’re a way to escape.

If you want adventure, do it on a Jet Ski

The skiing holiday started well but after I lost my glove at the top of one of the slopes, it was downhill from there.

Why do I feel so good when my life and all my friends are going downhill?

Ski well or eat wood.

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