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Ski puns in 2025

Kick some wax!

It’s better to go skiing and think of God than to go to church and think of sport.

Nobody’s perfect, but if you ski, you’re pretty close.

After I did my first ski jump my dad patted me on the back and said “I glove you.”

Ski you later!

When life gives you snow, make snowmen.

Sunshine and chairlifts

I’ll be dead soon.

No matter what happens when skiing, the snow must go on.

Okay, so there’s a beginners slope here, there’s intermediate there, there and there, and snow on and snow forth.

Ski hair, don’t care.

If you want to get a good taste of powder, first you have to eat some.

It’s a jet ski that takes me into another world.

Make it schnappy

The ski slope was so steep there was no snowing down!

It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport.

Roads?
– Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

I’d rather be skiing.

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