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Ski puns in 2025

Straight out of Berger’s ‘Ways of Skiing’.

The snow must go on.

I dream of powder days.

Jet skiing is all fun and no worry at all. Try it and see for yourself.

I always feel very flakey when it starts snowing, I end up cancelling my plans.

I’d like to ski across the whole white world.

I’m here for the apres ski.

My drug of choice is white powder.

If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…

I really Apres-skiate a nice relaxing drink after a long day out on the slopes.

We want better snow! Powder to the people!

When my life and things got complicated, I go skiing.

Ski days are the best days.

A day without skiing probably wouldn’t kill me, but why risk it?

Alpine for the slopes once I am back home.

I have to take care of my mental well-skiing.

I think we have peaked.

There is no such thing as too much snow.

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