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Sleep puns in 2025

What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?
– He goes under cover.

Which bit of art equipment makes you tired?
– A craYAWN!

Why does the man eat yeast and shoe polish before he goes to sleep?
– So that he can rise and shine.

Do you know why mountains are always tired?
– Because they don’t Everest.

Where do books sleep?
– Under their covers.

Why did the little girl take her bike to bed?
– Because she didn’t want to walk in her sleep!

Where do all the books in the library crash at night?
– Under their covers!

Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked?
– Or with pajamazon?

What’s it called when your feet go to sleep and won’t wake up?
– Coma-toes.

What’s the sleepiest food? PiZZZZZZa!

Did you hear about the girl who was dreaming that she was eating a giant marshmallow?
– She woke up and her pillow was gone!

Which art supply will make you tired?
– A cra-yawn.

What do you call making up for lost sleep?
– Melatonement.

I have a condition that makes me eat when I can’t sleep.
– It’s called insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

I finally got eight hours of sleep.
– It took me three days, but whatever.

What did the Mummy broom say to the baby broom?
– It’s time to go to sweep!

Why did the man run around his bed?
– He wanted to catch up on his sleep!

What do you call a person who is tired of playing card games?
– Cardboard.

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