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Sleep puns in 2024

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a duck?
– A bird that wakes up at the quack of dawn!

I was offered a day job at a mattress factory, but I told them I had to sleep on it!

What do you call a music concert with a tired audience?
– Lollapasnooza.

If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it’s pasture bedtime?

How did the sheep get to sleep?
– She counted her friends.

How is it possible to go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?
– You sleep at night!

When is the perfect time for the cattle to go to sleep?
– Pasture bedtime.

What would you call a sleeping werewolf?
– An unaware wolf.

I’m so tired, my tired is tired.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday?
– It’s OK though, he woke up!

What do you call it when you sleep next to a close relative?
– Nap-kin.

Why do keyboards never sleep?
– Because they have two shifts.

Did you hear about the lady who always goes to sleep on a chandelier?
– She’s a light sleeper!

Why do dragons sleep in the day time?
– So they can fight knights!

Why did the little girl take her bicycle to bed with her?
– Because she didn’t want to sleepwalk.

What do you call a tired herbivore?
– A Zzzzebra.

What do you call it when a kid is fighting going to sleep?
– Resisting a rest.

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