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Sleep puns in 2025

You know you’re getting older when happy hour is a nap.

A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky.
The husband says, it’s reindeer.

What do you call a snoozing dinosaur?
– A dino-snore!

Did you hear about the lady who always goes to sleep on a chandelier?
– She’s a light sleeper!

What do you call a very sleepy egg?
– Eggs-hausted.

If there is a king and queen-size mattress, where does the prince sleep?
– On the heir mattress.

I went to a gig last night and the band’s guitarist passed out on stage.
– He must have rocked himself to sleep.

Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine cupboard?
– She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills!

What is huge, grayish, and can send people to sleep?
– A hypno-potamus.

What happens to a man who runs behind a car?
– He gets exhausted.

Just bought a sleeping bag for $30.
– No idea how to wake it up though.

To bears, people in sleeping bags are soft tacos.

What should you do if you find a dinosaur sleeping in your bed?
– Find somewhere else to sleep!

How do you make a baby alien go to sleep?
– You rocket.

Do you know another word for a sleeping bag?
– It’s a nap-sack!

Where do fish sleep?
– On the river bed!

What do you call a snoozing dinosaurs sleepy friend?
– A stega-snore-us!

“Doctor, I can’t get to sleep at night.” “Lie on the edge of the bed – you’ll soon drop off!”

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