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Sleep puns in 2025

Just bought a sleeping bag for $30.
– No idea how to wake it up though.

To bears, people in sleeping bags are soft tacos.

What should you do if you find a dinosaur sleeping in your bed?
– Find somewhere else to sleep!

How do you make a baby alien go to sleep?
– You rocket.

Do you know another word for a sleeping bag?
– It’s a nap-sack!

Where do fish sleep?
– On the river bed!

What do you call a snoozing dinosaurs sleepy friend?
– A stega-snore-us!

“Doctor, I can’t get to sleep at night.” “Lie on the edge of the bed – you’ll soon drop off!”

What is a sleepy dragon’s favorite steak?
– A flaming yawn.

I couldn’t figure out why I haven’t been sleeping all night.
– And then it dawned on me.

I accidentally went to bed with my contact lenses last night.
– My dreams have never been clearer.

Which bit of art equipment makes you tired?
– A craYAWN!

Why does the man eat yeast and shoe polish before he goes to sleep?
– So that he can rise and shine.

Do you know why mountains are always tired?
– Because they don’t Everest.

Where do books sleep?
– Under their covers.

What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?
– He goes under cover.

Why did the little girl take her bike to bed?
– Because she didn’t want to walk in her sleep!

Where do all the books in the library crash at night?
– Under their covers!

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