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Sleep puns in 2025

Why did mom always tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
– She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do scuba divers always wear in bed?
– A snore-kel!

Did you hear about the boy who slept with his head underneath his pillow?
– When he woke up, the tooth fairy had taken all his teeth!

What do you do when you’re tired of hearing someone’s boring herb jokes?
– You tell them that it’s thyme to stop.

What does the gingerbread man sleep on?
– Cookie sheets.

Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats.
– But they soon get the hang of it.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
– A bull dozer!

What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?
– People.

What would you call a skeleton that’s very tired?
– A Grim Sleeper.

The patient said to the anesthesiologist, “Can I put myself to sleep?”
– Anesthesiologist: “Knock yourself out!”

What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?
– A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

Why did the little boy take a ruler to bed with him?
– To see how long he slept!

How do you stop sleepwalking?
– You stick drawing pins on the floor of the bedroom.

Why do clowns wear loud socks?
– To stop their feet from falling asleep.

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?
– It’s time to go to sweep.

What do you call a sleeping woodcutter?
– A slumber-jack!

Did you hear about the man who kept hearing a mouse squeaking at night?
– He got up and tried to oil it!

What is it that’s doubly tired?
– A bicycle!

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