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Sleep puns in 2025

The urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just
– a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.

The male pig puts everyone to sleep.
– You could say he’s quite the boar.

Where do fish sleep?
– On the river bed!

What happens when you dream that you wrote ‘The Lord Of The Rings?’
– You start Tolkien in your sleep.

Why is it so tiring to fix a toilet?
– Because the work is draining.

I know someone who was habitually late until his doctor recommended sleeping in a herb garden.

What did the grape say when it got crushed?
– Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What does a Mummy cow read to a baby cow before bed?
– Dairy tales!

Why did the band’s guitarist pass out on stage?
– Because he rocked himself to sleep.

What dinosaur makes the most noise when he is asleep?
– Tyrannosnorus.

Why did the little girl take her bike to bed?
– Because she didn’t want to walk in her sleep!

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
– You rocket!

Did you hear about the parents who called their baby ‘coffee?’
– It kept them up all night!

Why do people get tired of Facebook?
– Because everyone is just so meme.

A sumo wrestler once came to visit and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month.
– It left a negative impression.

My partner asked why I put a watch on the bed before going to sleep.
– I told her I wanted to wake up on time.

What did the Mummy cow say to the baby cow?
– It’s pasture bedtime!

How often should you sleep in a tower?
– Every fortnight.

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