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Sleep puns in 2025

Why do dragons sleep in the day time?
– So they can fight knights!

Why did the little girl take her bicycle to bed with her?
– Because she didn’t want to sleepwalk.

What do you call a tired herbivore?
– A Zzzzebra.

What do you call it when a kid is fighting going to sleep?
– Resisting a rest.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me.
– I could do it with my eyes closed.

Why do worms hate getting up in the morning?
– Because the early bird catches the worm!

How will you prove that you are not a light sleeper?
– Go sleep in the dark.

Why is sleeping so easy?
– Because you can do it with your eyes shut!

There was a kidnapping at school today.
– It’s okay though, he woke up.

I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
– Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

These sleep puns will keep kids giggling all the way ’til bedtime.

I got paid for being part of a study at a sleep clinic last night
… it was my dream job!

What do you call a sleepy truck?
– Tired.

Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human needs.
– “Just five minutes more.”

When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?

Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to close its eyes and go to sleep?
– It was pasta bedtime!

What should you do if you can’t go to sleep?
– You lie on the bed’s edge and soon you’ll drop off.

What do you call a conference with tired delegates?
– A snooze fest.

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