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Sleep puns in 2025

Why do keyboards never sleep?
– Because they have two shifts.

Did you hear about the lady who always goes to sleep on a chandelier?
– She’s a light sleeper!

Why do dragons sleep in the day time?
– So they can fight knights!

Why did the little girl take her bicycle to bed with her?
– Because she didn’t want to sleepwalk.

What do you call a tired herbivore?
– A Zzzzebra.

What do you call it when a kid is fighting going to sleep?
– Resisting a rest.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me.
– I could do it with my eyes closed.

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