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Sleep puns in 2025

If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it’s pasture bedtime?

How did the sheep get to sleep?
– She counted her friends.

How is it possible to go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?
– You sleep at night!

When is the perfect time for the cattle to go to sleep?
– Pasture bedtime.

What would you call a sleeping werewolf?
– An unaware wolf.

I’m so tired, my tired is tired.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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