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Smore puns in 2024

The worst thing about being self-employed is that your boss also thinks it’s a great idea to just go play Jetpack Joyride.

“The s’more I know you, the s’more I love you.”

There’s a reason I don’t speak with the Taliban any more.
– They kept blowing me up.

“S’more summer fun, please.”

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “It’s not working. I can’t take it any more. I’m going to my mom’s.”
– I opened the fridge door, the light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?

I don’t know why the Hulk doesn’t have more bandages. He’s essentially a giant bruce.

“Like graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate, we’re better when we’re together.”

“Life is s’more fun when you’re with your friends.”

Why couldn’t the Sith Lord keep his lightsaber still?
– He had Darth-ritis.

Did you know Hannibal Lecter has a brother who’s even more evil and sadistic?
– His name is Bilka… Bilka Lecter.

“‘Cause I’m burnin’ up, burnin’ up for you, baby.” — Jonas Brothers, “Burnin’ Up”

What’s that? They have peanut butter? We’re on our way.

“Bonfire nights are the best nights.”

Last night I had The Killers over for s’mores and hot cocoa. We all woke up this morning sick with hangovers
I looked at them and said “how did it end up like this? It was only Swiss-miss.”

We thought the rule was more s’mores, less problems.

“It’s gettin’ hot in here.” — Nelly, “Hot In Herre”

Saying “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing……except at a funeral…

“Happy campers.”

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