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Smore puns in 2024

I love you s’more every day.

“Summer nights and bonfire lights.”

What’s more amazing than a talking dog?
– A Spelling Bee

“You want s’more of this?”

A pyrotechnician was asked how to make s’mores
– “Fire works”

The worst thing about being self-employed is that your boss also thinks it’s a great idea to just go play Jetpack Joyride.

“The s’more I know you, the s’more I love you.”

There’s a reason I don’t speak with the Taliban any more.
– They kept blowing me up.

“S’more summer fun, please.”

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “It’s not working. I can’t take it any more. I’m going to my mom’s.”
– I opened the fridge door, the light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?

I don’t know why the Hulk doesn’t have more bandages. He’s essentially a giant bruce.

“Like graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate, we’re better when we’re together.”

“Life is s’more fun when you’re with your friends.”

Why couldn’t the Sith Lord keep his lightsaber still?
– He had Darth-ritis.

Did you know Hannibal Lecter has a brother who’s even more evil and sadistic?
– His name is Bilka… Bilka Lecter.

“‘Cause I’m burnin’ up, burnin’ up for you, baby.” — Jonas Brothers, “Burnin’ Up”

What’s that? They have peanut butter? We’re on our way.

“Bonfire nights are the best nights.”

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