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Smore puns in 2024

“S’more summer fun, please.”

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “It’s not working. I can’t take it any more. I’m going to my mom’s.”
– I opened the fridge door, the light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?

I don’t know why the Hulk doesn’t have more bandages. He’s essentially a giant bruce.

“Like graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate, we’re better when we’re together.”

“Life is s’more fun when you’re with your friends.”

Why couldn’t the Sith Lord keep his lightsaber still?
– He had Darth-ritis.

Did you know Hannibal Lecter has a brother who’s even more evil and sadistic?
– His name is Bilka… Bilka Lecter.

“‘Cause I’m burnin’ up, burnin’ up for you, baby.” — Jonas Brothers, “Burnin’ Up”

What’s that? They have peanut butter? We’re on our way.

“Bonfire nights are the best nights.”

Last night I had The Killers over for s’mores and hot cocoa. We all woke up this morning sick with hangovers
I looked at them and said “how did it end up like this? It was only Swiss-miss.”

We thought the rule was more s’mores, less problems.

“It’s gettin’ hot in here.” — Nelly, “Hot In Herre”

Saying “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing……except at a funeral…

“Happy campers.”

My wife said that I should start paying more attention to what’s going on around me.
– I’ll try harder in 2018.

“I love you a little s’more every day.”

What family members are most likely to spoil the s’more children?
– Grahamma and Grahampa

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