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Snake puns in 2025

I hiss you were here.

What’s a snake’s favorite dance? Snake, rattle & roll

Well, fangs for the memories

we have Hisss-tory togather.

Addercadabra and abradacobra.

 Hissy Elliot

Why do snakes always measure in inches? Because they
don’t have feet

Do you know the most common snake in Germany is
Vindscreen Viper!.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat? Hiss is the
end of the line for you!

 I am sorry, hiss is the end of the line for you.

time well serpent.

There was a snake in his boot.

What do you call a Mexican snake? hissspanic.

William Snakespeare.

Rocky Bal-boaBal-boa

Asp-olutely funny puns

 Be carefull Don’t throw a snake like a boomerang.
It’ll come back to bite you.

What did the cobra say to the flute player? “Charmed
to meet you!”

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