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Snake puns in 2025

 I gave my pet snake some glasses Now he’s a see serpent.

In which river are you sure to find snakes? The Hiss-issippi River

With lots of love and hisses.

 Snake it till you make it.

The mamba.

Escaped snakes make some people hiss-terical.

Asp-rin

 Snake Gyllenhaal

Which snake is a member of a rock band? A rattlesnake.

A snake charmer was bitten on the lips He didn’t know
his asp from his oboe.

What did the snake give to his wife? A goodnight hiss

They’ve got lots of poisonality.

 viper that smirk off your face.

Why did Woody have to wear sneakers?

Looks like the boa cons-tricked her.

Addercadabra and abradacobra.

 Hissy Elliot

Why do snakes always measure in inches? Because they
don’t have feet

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