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Snake puns in 2025

Do you know the most common snake in Germany is
Vindscreen Viper!.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat? Hiss is the
end of the line for you!

 I am sorry, hiss is the end of the line for you.

time well serpent.

There was a snake in his boot.

What do you call a Mexican snake? hissspanic.

William Snakespeare.

Rocky Bal-boaBal-boa

Asp-olutely funny puns

 Be carefull Don’t throw a snake like a boomerang.
It’ll come back to bite you.

What did the cobra say to the flute player? “Charmed
to meet you!”

A pi-thon.

i love your poisenality.

What kind of car does a snake drive?

Ssssup ?

The Mamba is snake’s favourite dance

 Reese Slitherspoon

What do snakes use to shoot something? They use a boa
and arrow

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