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Sock puns in 2024

My sock’s favorite vegetable is potatoe.

Single socks get together by telling each other “We make a perfect pair”.

What do you call a financier with a hole in their sock?
– A sock broker.

He always wears the most unique socks. He is a sock star.

The friendly sock friend told his sad pair, “When life socks for you, I’ll be heel for you.”

What did the sock-stealing gnome tell his wife before going to work?
– It socks to be apart from my sole mate for so darn long!

The price of socks has gone down. It looks like the sock market is crashing.

I have a special pair of gardening socks, after all, a garden hose is needed for gardening.

The leader of the socks in my drawer is the Sock-king.

Person 1: Your sock has a hole in it! ;
Person 2: No it doesn’t. ;
Person 1: Then how did you get your foot in?

A bear does not wear socks because he likes to be barefoot.

My mother said the reason I did not get a Christmas gift because Santa didn’t have any gifts left in his sock.

My friend kept going on about what they should do with their new spare drawer.
– I told them to put a sock in it.

My two kids got really attached to their dirty socks and wouldn’t let me wash them, even when the smelt. They were going through Sock-home Syndrome.

The sock told his cook “The food is toe-riffic”.

A single sock told the other “It socks to be single”

When I found the missing sock from the pair, I felt like I reunited lost soles.

I took my son to a sock puppet theater. It was just a show of hands.

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