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Sock puns in 2024

When the man wore his son’s socks to work, he became the laughing sock.

Did well at strip poker the other night.
– I played my socks off.

The difference between a camera and a pair of socks is that one takes photos and the other takes five toes.

It takes 3 sheep to make a pair of socks, which is amazing, I didn’t even know they could knit!

My socks got ripped as soon as they started going to the gym

The glove said to the sock “You look like you could use a hand”.

My socks were so old that I could use them for golf. They had 18 holes.

He wore red socks with yellow shoes and socked everyone at the party with his look.

What kind of socks do Panda bears wear?
– None, they have bear feet.

An octopus dressed in winter clothes is called a socktopus.

My socks got ripped as soon as they started going to the gym!

Socks are great if you are sad. They are sole-warming.

Who is the most famous footwear philosopher?
– Sockrates

Dad lost one of his socks at the laundry. He called it a foolish sockrifice.

Mistletoe is the body part that is most relevant for Christmas.

What did the socks say to the pants?
– Sup, britches?

I decided to wear wool socks for my exam, in case I got cold feet.

I can’t wear my favorite golf socks, I got a hole in one.

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