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Soup puns in 2025

I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!

The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.

Don’t give stew-pid advice.

If you are a fan of alphabet soup, you should also try times new ramen.

The wife told her husband he was a hopeless ramen-tic.

I ordered two thousand pounds of Chinese soup. Technically, it was a won-ton soup.

Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.

“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.

You are going to do souper great on the exam tomorrow. And your family will be souper proud of you.

Risk it for the bisque.

You are my soup-erstar!

The soup spilled all over. It’s because there was leek in it.

The doctor said, “If you have the alphabet soup, you will have great vowel movement”.

I told mom to be careful while cooking dinner. I told her “If you spill a bowl of alphabet soup, it could spell disaster”.

Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!

She has some extra soupplies if you need them.

When I complained about the soup, the chef said “Udon even know the real taste of soup”.

Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!

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