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Soup puns in 2025

Cannibals prefer cooked men to ramen.

Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.

My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.

Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.

When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go?
– A broth-el!

I love broth my parents very much.

I’ve decided to invest all my money in soup stocks. I want to be a bouillonaire.

The man found hare in his rabbit soup. He said in rage, “I will take the chef to soup-reme court!”.

When I refused to have the soup, my sister said “People who do not have soup are stew-pid”.

He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.

Movie producers always say that they feature sex scenes because sex plays an indispensable part of our life. So why don’t they feature more soup scenes? Soup is also essential to our life and nobody gets tired of having soup in their meals.

He’s my Souperman.

A hopeless ramen-tic.

The superhero who loves to have soup all the time is called souper-man.

I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.

When I asked my mum what she cooked for dinner, she replied saying “It is a soup-rise”.

When the fly could not come out of the bowl of soup, it said “I am in a soup”.

How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup?
– Just read the labels.

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