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Soup puns in 2025

She seem really soup-histicated.

You are the one pho me!

How do you make gold soup? You add 24 carrots.

What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup?
– It is called won – ton!

I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!

After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”

I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.

There’s so mushroom around here.

How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels!

He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.

Everyone says that the clear soup I cook for dinner has healing properties. I consider it to be my soup-er power.

Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.

Hey vampire! Eat all of your soup before it gets clotted.

Please call your soupervisor.

I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.

Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a massive vowel movement.

Being a man is like being a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you’re hot.

I asked my mom to make me gold soup for dinner. She added 24 carrots to my soup

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