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Space puns in 2025

I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon, Neil before me.

Let’s sing Bridge Over Hubbled Waters.

If the solar system wore pants, they would be held up with an Astroid belt.

Love you to the moon and back

Wait a moon-ute.

When an astronaut on a diet wanders into a bar he orders a satel-lite beer.

Are you a meteor?
-Because you rock my world

Don’t forget to put some money on the parking meteor before you leave the car park.

To tell the time in space, you just need a rocket watch.

Some excellent life advice, don’t spend your life Saturn on the sofa.

It’s all sun and games.

Planets have their own social media network, it’s called Spacebook.

It’s just a phase

Good morning, moon, and night.

It’s not that Sirius.

I sent all your selfies to nasa because you’re a star

Kangaroos and koalas are my favourite animals, they are mars-upials.

Sa-TURN down for what?!

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