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Squirrel puns in 2025

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
– To keep their nuts dry.

How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
– Climb a tree and act like a coconut.

What do you call a squirrel that solves crimes?
– Squirrel-lock Holmes.

I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height…..
They didn’t like me critter sizing.

It’s nuts that squirrels store food for winter.

Where do squirrels go for their summer holidays?
– To beech trees.

I got kicked out of the park for lining squirrels up by height…
– They said I was too critter-sizing

Did you hear about the squirrels who watch Nutflix when they are bored?.

Have you heard about the new squirrel diet?
– It’s just nuts.

You were mauled by a gang of squirrels. You want to sue them but no lawyer wants to take your case.
– Why?
– They think you are nuts.

How do you get a squirrel to lien you
– You act like a nut

What do you get if you cross a squirrel with an elephant?
– An animal that remembers where it hid its nuts.

My Dad and I watched a squirrel get spun off a bird feeder…
– When the squirrel did it again, Dad said that the squirrel was absolutely nuts.

neigh it won’t work…. nut enough puns

Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say… Unless you’re Chinese. Then it’s ‘squirrel’.

What did the racing pigeon say to the racing squirrel?
– Don’t act like a nut and try to beat me because you walnut be able to go faster than me.

Why didn’t the squirrel cross the telephone line?
– Because it was busy.

Where do squirrels go when they have a nervous breakdown?
– To the nut-house.

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