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Squirrel puns in 2025

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
– To keep their nuts dry.

Which ballet do squirrels like best?
– The nutcracker.

What do you call a squirrel that goes to space?
– An astro-nut

This thread is going to get so a-corny.

A wise squirrel once said “you are what you eat”. He was nuts.

What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
– An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.

What do you call a space travelling squirrel?
– An astronut.

Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
– It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.

What smells like nuts but is impossible to see?
– Squirrel farts.

Why did the bank manager ask the police to help him catch a squirrel?
– Because the squirrel was suspected of foraging cheques.

Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?
– It’s just nuts

Why did the squirrel take her car apart?
– She wanted to see what it was like to get to the nuts and bolts of it.

Why do neutered dogs always chase squirrels?
– They’re trying to get their nuts back.

i saw one on a toy motor scooter too

Squirrels are very good at explaining things, because they give it to you in a nutshell.

What did the squirrel say when he was late for work?
– I’m so sorry, but the traffic was nuts.

I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.
– Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.

What does a squirrel wear on its feet?
– Cashews.

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