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Squirrel puns in 2025

Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
– It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.

A wise squirrel once said “you are what you eat”. He was nuts.

What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
– An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.

Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?
– It’s just nuts

What smells like nuts but is impossible to see?
– Squirrel farts.

Why did the bank manager ask the police to help him catch a squirrel?
– Because the squirrel was suspected of foraging cheques.

i saw one on a toy motor scooter too

Why did the squirrel take her car apart?
– She wanted to see what it was like to get to the nuts and bolts of it.

Why do neutered dogs always chase squirrels?
– They’re trying to get their nuts back.

I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.
– Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.

What does a squirrel wear on its feet?
– Cashews.

Squirrels are very good at explaining things, because they give it to you in a nutshell.

What did the squirrel say when he was late for work?
– I’m so sorry, but the traffic was nuts.

What is the squirrel internet called?
– The nutwork!

What do you call a fight between squirrels?
– A squarrel

What did the first squirrel say when the second squirrel put twigs in the frying pan? What on earth are you doing?
– This is a non-stick pan!

Do you know A doctor for obese squirrels is called
– a nutritionist.

Why did the squirrel get lost in the woods?
– It lost track of time and followed the wrong root.

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