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Squirrel puns in 2025

What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel when they went to the cinema?
– I love our dates and I’m nuts about you.

How did the insane person become a squirrels friend?
– He acted nutty

Why don’t squirrels have any friends?
– Because they drive everyone nuts.

What did the squirrel say when his tail got caught in the door?
– …It won’t be long now!

What is a squirrel’s favourite number?
– Tree.

I was trying to come up with a few squirrel puns to make you laugh,
– but they were all too nutty.

What did the romantic squirrel give to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
– Forget-me-nuts.

How do you get a squirrel to like you ?
– You act like a nut

Some lady called the cops on me because I was giving a squirrel a nut in the park.
– Good thing I got my pants back on before they arrived.

What do you get if you cross a squirrel with an elephant?
– An animal that never forgets where it’s hidden its nuts.

Why couldn’t the squirrel eat the macadamia nut?
– It was one tough nut to crack.

A Squirrel just told me a Joke,
– it was Nuts

How do you make friends with a squirrel?
– Climb up a tree and act like a nut!.

Why did the squirrel bury the tin of fish?
– Because tuna spelt backwards is “a nut”.

I saw a squirrel running in circles in my yard today…
– I think it lost its nuts.

“How do you get a squirrel to like you?”
– “Act like a nut.”

Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car?
– To get down to the nuts and bolts.

Psychologist: What brings you here today?
– Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat….. Nuts.

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