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Squirrel puns in 2025

Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car?
– To get down to the nuts and bolts.

Psychologist: What brings you here today?
– Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat….. Nuts.

Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
– It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.

One day I saw a squirrel burying lotto tickets under a large bush, so I asked him what he was doing.
– He told me he was hedging his bets.

How do you catch a rich squirrel?
– Climb a tree and act like a cashew.

What did the squirrel say when he had to decide whether to stay or jump?
– I’m really on the fence about this one.

Some squirrels had a party last night
– And it goes nuts

What is squirrels’s least favourite month?
– November.

How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
– Climb a tree and act like a coconut.

What do you call a squirrel that solves crimes?
– Squirrel-lock Holmes.

I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height…..
They didn’t like me critter sizing.

It’s nuts that squirrels store food for winter.

Where do squirrels go for their summer holidays?
– To beech trees.

I got kicked out of the park for lining squirrels up by height…
– They said I was too critter-sizing

Did you hear about the squirrels who watch Nutflix when they are bored?.

Have you heard about the new squirrel diet?
– It’s just nuts.

You were mauled by a gang of squirrels. You want to sue them but no lawyer wants to take your case.
– Why?
– They think you are nuts.

How do you get a squirrel to lien you
– You act like a nut

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