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St Patricks Day puns in 2025

How do you know if an Irishman is having fun?
– He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Let’s make some pour decisions.

He’s my pinch charming.

Happy St. Pat-rex Day.

The paddy don’t start till I walk in.

What instrument would a show-off play on St. Patrick’s Day?
– The bragpipes.

Drink happy thoughts.

Sips getting real.

Thank brew very much.

If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.

What happens if a leprechaun falls into the ocean?
– He gets wet, of course.

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick’s Day?
– Game clover.

You better beer-lieve it!

Deja brew all over again.

Who says it’s not easy being green?

Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
– Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket.

You’re the cutest clover in the patch.

I see green people.

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