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St Patricks Day puns in 2025

Irish you were beer!

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
– Because real rocks are too heavy.

Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day

We’ve made a jig mistake

Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!

What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?
– Game clover!

Don’t worry, beer happy.

I’ll be there in a pinch.

Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!

Today I be-leaf in leprechauns.

How should you greet someone on March 17?
– Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day.

I’m a clover, not a fighter.

I’m so lepre-gone right now.

It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.

That’s a bunch of blarney.

What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
– Lucky Charms!

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick’s Day?
– Sham-rock and roll.

Can’t pinch this.

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