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St Patricks Day puns in 2024

Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
– Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket.

You’re the cutest clover in the patch.

I see green people.

Here today, leprechaun tomorrow.

I’m not Irish, but my coffee is.

What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?
– BOOs!

Just me and my lucky charms.

You’re my pot of gold.

Seeing green.

It’s time to paddy like the Irish do!

Why shouldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
– Because they’re always a little short.

What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick’s Day?
– You’re very clover!

You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.

We’re in a-green-ment.

Luckier than a four-leaf clover.

Do people get jealous of the Irish?
– Yes, they’re green with envy!

Just brew it!

You are spud-tacular.

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