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Star puns in 2024

My brother got a Star Wars character tattoo; you should’ve seen the Luke on his face.

Why does Kylo Ren’s lightsaber have so much crackle?
– Snap and Pop were busy.

Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
– It was too Sirius.

What songs do stars, and planets sing for birthday and Christmas?
– Nep-tunes!

When stars decide to download an app, they use the App Star.

If anyone’s single on Star Wars Day, they were often searching for love in Alderaan places.

When you sit too long in outer space, you get a sterrhoids.

What do you call Kenobi triplets?
– Obi-Threes

The Phasma and the Furious

Maybe aliens didn’t visit us in 2020 because they checked our reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star.

Han Solo told Luke that he had just watched a documentary on how the death star was built and was thrilled to find that it starred all of them.

When the evening star and the Red Planet started dating, their date nights never missed Mars chocolates.

What do you call C-3PO when he’s being a good listener?
– Hear-Threepio.

Don’t Batuu on it

“I think you have what it takes to be a star; your temperature is reading 6000 Kelvin,”; said the galaxy to the sun.

My dog is so happy on a starry night that he can bright someone’s head off.

We were up the entire night wondering where the stars had gone, then it dawned on us that they were covered by the dark thick clouds.

Why does your coffee table have a hole right in the middle?
– Because I want it to suck the room and make it small and compact.

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