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Star puns in 2025

My brother got a Star Wars character tattoo; you should’ve seen the Luke on his face.

Why does Kylo Ren’s lightsaber have so much crackle?
– Snap and Pop were busy.

Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
– It was too Sirius.

What songs do stars, and planets sing for birthday and Christmas?
– Nep-tunes!

My grandpa used to say that meteor showers were just comet and space foam.

The catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. Surely an admirable snack bar.

Inasmuch as I would have loved to leave a comet, I still have a nebulous idea of the whole concept.

What did everyone call Lando before he came a really good pilot?
– Crashdo.

Every rose has its Thrawn

I am so bright that my mother calls me the sun.

The dog star didn’t laugh at the joke. I guess it is because it was too Sirius.

What a star-studded party it was. All the stars with the exception of the moon were wearing studs.

Gone with the Windu

My astronaut friend always gets punished for star-ring up trouble.

I desperately want to tell a Star Wars joke, but I’m afraid it would be forced.

When taking their first meal in space amidst the gazing stars, one of them said that the food was delicious,
– but the atmosphere wasn’t right.

What do you call food made by baby Wookiees?
– It’s good, but it’s a little Chewie

Bringing Up BB-8

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