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Star puns in 2025

Maul’s fair in love and war

As the best actors went out in public during the day, they kept quite a glow profile.

Why do you have to clean your house so much in space?
– Stardust is everywhere.

The stars were envious of the sun
– because everything the earth did revolved around it.

Qui-Gon Girl

The mother asked her son to get some planet from the grocery star.

When the stage spotlight got stuck, the star actor couldn’t move as he was in quite a bright spot.

What do you call a crazy spaceman who wants to land his vehicle on the stars?
– An astro-nut.

What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom?
– Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.

Starkiller is Born

A TV camera operator said that he loved shooting stars. He had actually made a career out of it.

The Star Wars baseball team was so bad; they were all just Wookies.

The 6 stars were refused admission at the hotel
– it was rated 3 stars.

When Luke joined Red Squadron everyone played a prank on him. What was it?
– He got a Biggs Wedgie.

Holy Snokes!

Do you think nitrogen would be daytrogen if it wasn’t starry outside?

Why did the cow want to become an astronaut?
– So she could see the Milky Way.

The earth thought that the stars were stalking her
– because every time she turns, they were there gazing at her.

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