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Star puns in 2024

Crait Expectations

The stars probably get their milk from the corner shop along the milky way.

If two movie stars are spotted fighting, would it be called the Star Wars?

Astronomers use star-ndard candles to see in the dark.

Why did everyone in the Resistance stop speaking to Finn on the planet with the giant sun?
– He called it a Rey of sunshine.

The Finn Man

The falling star replied with a “no comet” to the journalist’s questions.

You’re always star-ring up trouble.

Stars get straight As in exams
– because they are so bright.

Did you hear about the Gungan who became a taxi cab driver?
– His name is Car Car Binks.

A means to an Endor

An actor apologized to the co-star, saying, “I’m star-ry about that.”

My house was so bright until the burglar stole my lamp, now I am just delighted.

All the stars were lined up ready to take their annual procession known as the star trek.

What do you call a group of stars that create an imaginary picture?
– The student answered, a consternation.

A Bendu in the River

The evening star was shining bright and feeling confident because his trousers were being held with an asteroid belt.

I think Ray-Ben was probably the company that sponsored glasses in Star Wars.

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